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thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

(via thehalcyoneffect)

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me in every group project (via trust)

(Source: exgf, via swingonatree)

thats actually a pretty shitty idea but thanks for trying
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bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

(Source: corgis-everywhere, via swingonatree)

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via swingonatree)

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the-real-actual-doctor:

RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ON

(via uniqueparadise)

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me0wriarty:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

why does it matter if someone’s room isn’t clean

like it’s their own personal living space

if they want it messy and they’re comfortable with that then let them keep it like that it’s not your room and there’s this thing called a door that prevents you from having to see it so unless you’re going to go out of your way to spend your own time living in there calm down martha stuart

dear mom

(Source: jaclcfrost, via uniqueparadise)

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1 day ago

Me in two sentences.

Me:I won't get jealous
Me:Who's this fucking whore
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clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

(via suckmy--nonexistingdick)

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enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

(via suckmy--nonexistingdick)

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