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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via dreamingoutlouud)

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3 hours ago
Girl:I GAVE U MY FUCKING HEART
Boy:aint nobody tell u do that tho
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4 hours ago
Baby:M-m
Mom:Mama?
Baby:The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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1 day ago
awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

(via crochetqueen39)

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1 day ago
Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


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the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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1 day ago

est-cvnt:

why would you ever have kids when you could just get puppies

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2 days ago

I’ve spent way too much time and effort to build up a reputation for myself of not caring about my looks to start caring now

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2 days ago

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via uniqueparadise)

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2 days ago

unteens:

people who can’t handle all black outfits are weak

(via eternaloverdose)

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2 days ago

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(via swingonatree)

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2 days ago

childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

(via fangirlingislife)

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3 days ago